Giant is coming to the town...

Run everyone run...

TALKING MINION DAVE

Minions have been accompanied me to study for the past few weeks...

Minions study with TZ

After few days of studies... Minions also got fainted especially all the graph in Business Economics...

Minions fainted...

Last weekend, my friend shipped a TALKING MINION from Singapore by hand carried. The minion called DAVE. Yes~ is Minion Dave...

Minion Dave

Let's take a closer look at Minion Dave...

Minion Dave - Close up

Now you wanna hear Minion Dave talk and fart? Yes?

Are you an AskHole?

Mom, What is #Kangkung?

I was holding the lift for this family of 5 people with 2 little kids and a baby. There was a very young girl asking a lot of questions before coming into the lift... blah blah blah. 

While we were going up to each of our selected floor... 

Girl : Mom, what is Kangkung? 

Mom: The vegetable that Najib eat.  *I wanted to laugh out loud but....

I was laughing inside... I was like what? Did Najib really eat Kangkung in front of the media? Or this is what the mother meant when she answer her daughter. 

Picture Adapted from Malaysia Kini

I googled on "Najib Makan Kangkung" @ the image tab.... there were no Najib ate Kangkung photo except this. So,  I bet 99% the mother meant this... cute mom eh~

Hey folks the Kangkung price has shoot up... now should we asked our lovely PM what would be the next vegetable that government will lower the price? 

Camwhore @ Meow Meow City

Where is the Meow Meow City in Malaysia?

Drum please... dadadadadadada.......

KUCHING

Yup~ it's Kuching... I went to Kuching during Malaysia Day 2013. Spent a nice weekend there in my friend's place. My friend bought me to Sarawak Cultural Village; Sarawak River Cruise; and the famous Sarawakian yummy food...

It's has been quite a while i haven't post the camwhore pictures...

Yoga Tree Post @ Sarawak Cultural Village

Simply Post

Hands up... Not Getting Arrested :p

Last but not least, everyone will have to camwhore in front of this group of Cats... This is the icon of Meow Meow City.

How many Cats are there?

Stay tune for the Sarawakian Yummy Food post eh~

Are you ready to change?

I saw this comic in FB which i think it actually reflected some of you whom dream to be slim but no action taken to make the dream comes true... why? Cause there are so many Monday ahead... LoL ~

Kangkung a.k.a Water Spinach

you may call this joke of the week, Joke for easing Monday Blues, or Joke of the day... When every single creative way of expression on KANGKUNG made me ROTFL. 

This is what happen?

Our lovely Malaysian Prime Minister use Kangkung to express his view and comment on the price hike    on all the price like Petrol, Toll and staple food in Malaysia. This has cause the nation not happy with what his decision. 

In one of the event, he told the public as Malaysian we only complain the price of goods raise and no one actually say thanks to the government when a price of Kangkung dropped recently. It's not fair... Something like that. 

So few hours after his statement... The Facebook flooded with all kind of jokes about Kangkung...  here is one of the example regarding the joke about McKangkung... 

Adapted from Malaysia insider

and many more creative Kangkung related material. Visit all the Facebook Page~

Anyway, we know the year 2014 might be a tough year for Malaysia but one word i would like to share with every Malaysian Reader... Enjoy~ 

Adapted from googleusercontent

Are Lemons come from Lemongrass?

There is one statement from a young teen who was talking to his friend about Lemon and Lemongrass. I overheard their conversation and i was shocked with the statement...

"Lemon is from Lemongrass", Lemon is the fruits and Lemongrass is the leaves... I was starting to laugh out loud. Hey man, how can Lemon is from Lemongrass? Although Lemongrass do contain the word Lemon.

This is a LEMON
picture adapted from flowchainsensei.wordpress.com

So, how does the Lemongrass looks like?

This is Lemongrass
Picture adapted from www.certifiedblogaholic.com

So, now if Lemon come from Lemongrass... where can you see the Lemon... Buried in the soil like Potatoes? Luckily the person did not continue to say that... *sweat

It's sad that the new generation do not have a good general knowledge on what is surrounding them... they hardly read other than what published inside Facebook... Please do not assume that Lemongrass should be the tree for producing Lemon. Just because the Lemongrass have the word of Lemon... LoL

Oh my English

There was this short clip regarding how to speak proper English in TVIQ. Let's learn proper English...

 

Please do not CHOP the letter eh~

Can i borrow you to wash my car?

 
When people ask you follow the car... don't follow eh~

 
hahaha... i think better use Switch On your laptop if not the person turn on instead...:p

We need to be very careful when talking to the people from other countries especially we are working in the globalization environment now... so if you say please chop the letter for me... later people though you are going to have pork chop, chicken chop or lamb chop... LoL.

Male on the left, female on the right please!

Male and female separation

I went for London, the Summer Musical last Sunday. In order to go into the Amphitheater, we need to take a train from this train station. On the entry to the station, there were two sign with MALE and FEMALE.

Yup~ Male please proceed to the left and Female please proceed to the right. Of course i went over to the left and stood there.

Staff : Sir, you can stand over there *pointed to the other side (i.e. Female side).
Me: Hmmm... The side is for female, right?
Staff: *look at me with a blur look... huh? Don't worry you can stand there...
Me: Did you see the sign on the pillar... Male is on this side and Female on the other side.
Staff: Sir, the sign is for toilet on the side...
Me: hehehe... I know... just wanna to pull your leg. LoL....
Staff: *laugh...

12 days of Christmas...

What is your true love give you on the 12 days of Christmas?....

Indian style

So which one is your favorite ... Are you planning to make one yourself? If yes do share with us eh~

三点三

The 三点三 originated from Hong Kong as the Hong Kong People take their afternoon tea break @  3:15pm.  I have been in the training since Monday and we have our tea break @ 3:15pm everyday too for 10 mins. It's not enough time to get some food from the cafeteria downstair.

One of my colleague said she wanna to get the Jagung (sweet corn) from the cafeteria.

Petronas Twin Tower

Colleague A: i'm going to buy Jagung from cafeteria now.

Me: Oh you are going to buy Petronas Twin Tower and eat it.

Colleague A: i only will get one jagung.


Me: Make it two so that i can officially announce you bought and ate Petronas Twin Tower.
Colleague A: you are bored hor... start talking none sense.

Later,
Colleague B: So anyone wants to eat Berjaya Time Square?
Colleague C: What do you mean eat Berjaya Time Square? how to eat Berjaya Time Square?
Colleague B: hahaha... if TZ said Jagung = Petronas Twin Tower. Then brownie = Berjaya Time Square.
Colleague C: hmmm... yummy~ Let's buy and eat Berjaya Time Square.
Me : Wow~ all of you learnt fast eh~ Anyone want KL tower?

Colleague A, B, C: What is KL tower?
Me : Guess...

Anyway, any of you know the answer? what food when you eat i could said "you are eating KL Tower"? ...

Salted Swimming Pool

I was @ the drinking station sipping the 100+ ... Suddenly i overheard the conversation about the pool which i think it's so funny

Member A: hey after the steps class, it's nice to go for a swim.

Member B: I went weeks before and tasted the water in the pool. It's so salty.

Member A: Eeee... that's why i don't want to go, those members after workout must have just jumped into the pool without taking any shower.

Member B : Agreed i saw a couple of them, they are so unhygienic.  No wonder the water tasted so salty.

I was laughing loud inside the moment i heard their conversation. How many peoples' sweat to make the pool water become salty... the two members obviously have no brain. Moreover, they didn't know that the pool in Fitness First Empire Gallery is actually the sea salt water which is good for skin. 

So i told this story to one of my friend who always swim in the pool... 

Me: You know what? there were two members saying that members in the gym always jump into the pool without showering after their workout. Therefore the sweat has made the water become salty. 

Friend: *Laughing out loud* must as well saying that members lazy to go to toilet to pee... and they just pee in the pool. Hence the pool is salty now.

Me: *Laughing*...

Anyway, please take note, the pool in FF Empire is a SEA SALT WATER POOL.

Old Spice

Hey don't put me wrong... I'm not pay to blog about this old spice perfume. My colleagues shown me this advertisement and it's very humorous after you watch both of the Video Clip from You Tube...

Now watching this one...




Now back to this one




So are you laughing now? I gotta hit the book now... Ciao~

Have a happy week ahead eh~

andar a lo gringo

I was cooling down after RPM, eBuddying with my friends on iPhone in the locker room. Three young guys walking into the locker room... Opened their lockers and suddenly one guy said out loud...

Guy A: Oh no i forgot to bring my underwear.
Guy B: Last time i did not bring my underwear and i ended wearing the sweaty underwear after shower.
Guy C: Yuck~
Guy A: Why wear the sweaty underwear... Just don't wear la...
Guy B: I could not let it dingaling.
Guy C: Why not?
Guy B: I don't know but i don't feel good when it dingaling and swinging inside.
Guy C: * Looking at Guy A* So what are you going to do?
Guy A: hahaha... going commando.
All Guys: *Laughing out loud*

Anyway, whether Guy A going commando or not. I have no idea cause i took my towel and when for shower, dried myself and left the locker room.

So anyone have the experience of going commando? Mind to share....

PS: andar a lo gringo = going commando in Chile.

Natural Cut ; Don't Blush... We're showing some skin

On leaving my ex-

My ex has been a good companion for years. Unfortunately, he could not perform up to my expectation. I have no choice but to leave him... *sob sob*

Every Tuesday night, I bring my ex- for an exciting moment... we perform at least 45 minutes of up and down, twist and turn, in and out... oops! I think i better stop now... I was so sad when i found out my ex was not be able to keep up my pace and he just keep complaining. He was not able to perform from that night onwards...

So i have no choice to dump my ex- and pursue another one coz I ....

So folks are you ready to meet my new companion? the companion which has accompany every night for the past one week... But still i could not get use to him... I still prefer my ex-

Come let me introduce to you my new companion... Remember this picture & this post?

Jonzz commented in the previous post "lu punya shoe la" yup! I punya shoe.

View from the side

View from the top

So what do you think of my new companion? Nice, pretty and handsome?

Monday --> First day of work week | Color = blues

Since it's a first day of work for the final week of March 2010. I would like to enlighten all of you with some Dilbert Comics ...

Hmm... this is how they plan to kill the project. So next time if your boss asking you to spend twice as much. You should be able to get the hint :p

Oh! I learnt another statement which describe the management... "Evil is the cure for incompetence" doesn't this indicate that the management usually is incompetence?

Hahaha... finally the management decided to kill the project with lame excuses. But why the new boss needs a list of children that the previous person fathered. Is he performing a stock check just to ensure that he know how many will fathered by him in the future :p

Anyway, i hope all of you have great week ahead and got a good laugh with Dilbert. Now back to work... otherwise your boss will terminate you and you can leave your workplace in 24 hours :p

Photogenic: Random Birdie Shots

Name the birdie

Do you know their name?

Birdie #1

I don't want to friend you

Birdie #2

I'm lost, show me the path

Birdie #3

I'm taking a bath... shoot shoot go away

Birdie #4

Mushy mushy.... Privacy needed here

Birdie #5

I could provide free Birdie shots, anyone?

That's all folks... check it out for the next Photogenic Wednesday... see you a week from now...

More photo from TZ : visit a photo blog @ A picture A day

Last day of the Ox year...

Today is the last day of the year of OX... See you 12 year from now eh~.

Tomorrow will be the year of tiger. So drink more TIGER. Go more Bank of Tiger... and take all your saving out from other bank and deposit to the Bank of Tiger. :)

Anyway, it's Chinese New Year again. This year i will not celebrate the CNY with my parent. Why? They are going to Vietnam for CNY with my sister. Due to my new job, I don't have enough leave to go to Vietnam... So i force to stay back in Malaysia. But i will drive over to Penang alone for CNY celebration. Hmmm... I'm not so pathetic after all, i still gotta celebrate CNY with all my aunties, uncles and cousins in Penang.

If you have already reached home safely, enjoy your CNY eh~ For those who are going to drive today. Do take a good rest and drive safely eh~

Before seeing you next year... Let me share with one of the CNY creative clip from Namwee ... Enjoy~



And this is another clip which is from Poker Face by Lady GaGa Poker Face to all her fans wishing them a prosperous CNY... Enjoy~