Friday, October 8, 2010

Horny Drivers

I bet most of us drive a car in Malaysia. Talk about the Malaysian drivers, i bet everyone will have lots of comments. Anyway, i did an experience myself two days back. I tried not to use my car horn while driving but unfortunately mission failed. My mission was i tried not to horn other drivers unless it's for emergency and warning purpose.
 
Let's begin our journey to look @ how horny is Malaysian drivers...

Lots of horny driver really don't know how to control their car, they got excited, the next moment they were attempting to kiss your car. So this kind of horny driver, i would have to give them a horn so that they would not be so horny and trying to make the kiss :p

One group of  horny drivers just like to poke here and there. Especially poking into the limited space between two cars. the tighter the better... I think they deserved a big big horn for emergency and warning.

Butt showing horny drivers like to do this whenever they realized they have chosen the wrong choice. How?
They chicken out by flashing their butt to the rest of the drivers when they was performing on reversing their car in the highway. So do you think should this kind of horny driver deserve a horn? 

Fishies smell horny drivers was another group of drivers which we need to be careful. Why? this is because they are so selFISH that they don't even care about others safety. This group of horny drivers don't know do what in the car... hmmm... maybe making out, talking horny on the phone, stop anyway for a quickie and so on. (Please use your imagination eh~)

Lastly, there is a group of horny drivers which taught they have nice and big car, they can stop anyway, poke anytime and showing off what they have... I personally would not respect this kind of horny drivers as they taught their car is the greatest... 

So, are you one of the horny driver?

8 comments:

Gratitude said...

horny? poke? long overdue for some serious shaggin' :P lolz

Heard you're a horned driver too! :P
+Ant+

smallkucing said...

me non driver :( Phobia

Legolas said...

I've seen people driving in the middle of two lanes.

Twilight said...

I think Legolas is talking about me... I also drive at emergency lanes always. I also horn at dogs and anyone urinating by the roadside.

Xjion89 said...

interesting~~^^
i hate tat the cars cut queue! if they duno then stil ok, but, most of the time, they sure know geh loh~~

Toyin O. said...

Interesting post.

http://youcanfacetodaybecausehelives.blogspot.com/

William said...

But then, our "horny drivers" are VERY averse to the horn! They may get crazy!

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saya mengucapkan banyak terimakasih kepada MBAH KABOIRENG yang telah menolong saya dalam kesulitan,ini tidak pernah terfikirkan dari benak saya kalau nomor yang saya pasang bisa tembus dan ALHAMDULILLAH kini saya sekeluarga sudah bisa melunasi semua hutang2 kami,sebenarnya saya bukan penggemar togel tapi apa boleh buat kondisi yang tidak memunkinkan dan akhirnya saya minta tolong sama MBAH KABOIRENG dan dengan senang hati MBAH KABOIRENG mau membantu saya..,ALHAMDULIL LAH nomor yang dikasi MBAH KABOIRENG semuanya bener2 terbukti tembus dan baru kali ini saya menemukan dukun yang jujur,jangan anda takut untuk menhubungiya jika anda ingin mendapatkan nomor yang betul2 tembus seperti saya,silahkan hubungi MBAH KABOIRENG DI 082=322=212=111 ingat kesempat tidak akan datang untuk yang kedua kalinga dan perlu anda ketahui kalau banyak dukun yang tercantum dalam internet,itu jangan dipercaya kalau bukan nama MBAH KABOIRENG KLIK TOGEL JITU DISINI