Friday, February 8, 2013

Question Question Question

Ladies and Gentlement,
Have you gotten the answer to all the Chinese New Years Questions?

For Single,
1. Do you have a girlfriends / boyfriends already?
2. When are you getting marry?
3. This year last Angpau already hor
4. I have a friend daughter / son is very nice... want me to introduce or not
5. this is the email, you go contact la
6. During social event, you got pull to introduce to the lady or guy... all aunties talk talk and talk

For marry and no children,
1. When are you going to have children?
2. You must get at least one next year, no need to give angpau only. Can take also...
3. You parent is looking forward for grandchildren, when ler?

So are you ready for those questions from tomorrow onwards...

adapted from www.asianewsnet.net

11 comments:

Twilight Man said...

Wakakakakaka! I love these lines! We should plaster their damned mouths!

TZ said...

Twilight Man: so you got the 2nd portion of the question or not?

Twilight Man said...

You can be my God Son!

Gratitude said...

7. Can i touch your shiny? ;)
+Ant+

TZ said...

Twilight Man: Can can... sponsor my South America Trip god daddy... :p

Gratitude: Ten Euro one touch. Medie007 can we go clubbing with 10 Euro?

Xjion89 said...

Happy Chinese New Year(^^)
hahaha,horrible questions?

[SK] said...

For Single,
1. Do you have a girlfriends / boyfriends already?
A: Just broke up this morning

2. When are you getting marry?
A: tomorrow, not inviting you

3. This year last Angpau already hor
A: you are not around next year meh??

4. I have a friend daughter / son is very nice... want me to introduce or not
A: if good also no need people to introduce lah!!

5. this is the email, you go contact la
A: still email?? dunno whatsapp one ah??

6. During social event, you got pull to introduce to the lady or guy... all aunties talk talk and talk
A: what is the question again??

MEcoy said...

well im not yet married but sine i have a gf i would answer the second list
1. When are you going to have children?

not yet in the near future

2. You must get at least one next year, no need to give angpau only. Can take also...

haha that the right time i think

3. You parent is looking forward for grandchildren, when ler?

yeah ofcourse they want to see my children soon

TZ said...

xjion89: Yup, some is just horrible and repeatable. :p

[SK]: very creative indeed.

MECoy: wow~ so fast already looking forward for people to ask you this questions.

foongpc said...

Aiya! Very easy to answer these questions lah.

1. Do you have a girlfriends / boyfriends already?
Tons of them!!

2. When are you getting marry?
Can't decide which one, how to get married?

3. This year last Angpau already hor
Of course not! I want to continue receiving angpow as long as possible!

4. I have a friend daughter / son is very nice... want me to introduce or not
Give me see the photo first - I may not approve.

5. this is the email, you go contact la
I must see photo first!!

Happy CNY to you! : )

TZ said...

Foongpc: You need to see photo first... Sound like those olden days matchmaking :p