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Mom, What is #Kangkung?

I was holding the lift for this family of 5 people with 2 little kids and a baby. There was a very young girl asking a lot of questions before coming into the lift... blah blah blah. 

While we were going up to each of our selected floor... 

Girl : Mom, what is Kangkung? 

Mom: The vegetable that Najib eat.  *I wanted to laugh out loud but....

I was laughing inside... I was like what? Did Najib really eat Kangkung in front of the media? Or this is what the mother meant when she answer her daughter. 

Picture Adapted from Malaysia Kini

I googled on "Najib Makan Kangkung" @ the image tab.... there were no Najib ate Kangkung photo except this. So,  I bet 99% the mother meant this... cute mom eh~

Hey folks the Kangkung price has shoot up... now should we asked our lovely PM what would be the next vegetable that government will lower the price? 

Question Question Question

Ladies and Gentlement,
Have you gotten the answer to all the Chinese New Years Questions?

For Single,
1. Do you have a girlfriends / boyfriends already?
2. When are you getting marry?
3. This year last Angpau already hor
4. I have a friend daughter / son is very nice... want me to introduce or not
5. this is the email, you go contact la
6. During social event, you got pull to introduce to the lady or guy... all aunties talk talk and talk

For marry and no children,
1. When are you going to have children?
2. You must get at least one next year, no need to give angpau only. Can take also...
3. You parent is looking forward for grandchildren, when ler?

So are you ready for those questions from tomorrow onwards...

adapted from www.asianewsnet.net

Oh my English

There was this short clip regarding how to speak proper English in TVIQ. Let's learn proper English...

 

Please do not CHOP the letter eh~

Can i borrow you to wash my car?

 
When people ask you follow the car... don't follow eh~

 
hahaha... i think better use Switch On your laptop if not the person turn on instead...:p

We need to be very careful when talking to the people from other countries especially we are working in the globalization environment now... so if you say please chop the letter for me... later people though you are going to have pork chop, chicken chop or lamb chop... LoL.

Male on the left, female on the right please!

Male and female separation

I went for London, the Summer Musical last Sunday. In order to go into the Amphitheater, we need to take a train from this train station. On the entry to the station, there were two sign with MALE and FEMALE.

Yup~ Male please proceed to the left and Female please proceed to the right. Of course i went over to the left and stood there.

Staff : Sir, you can stand over there *pointed to the other side (i.e. Female side).
Me: Hmmm... The side is for female, right?
Staff: *look at me with a blur look... huh? Don't worry you can stand there...
Me: Did you see the sign on the pillar... Male is on this side and Female on the other side.
Staff: Sir, the sign is for toilet on the side...
Me: hehehe... I know... just wanna to pull your leg. LoL....
Staff: *laugh...